Hell, having an orgasm is fun and don’t you let Auntie Fanny tell you that you shouldn’t be having one of them messy noisy things! An orgasm is good for you, lets out all of those tense feelings as well as releasing a host of chemically things all around your body which doctors tell us is great. No one has ever died of an orgasm; unless they were driving at the time. So go ahead and have one.
But not everyone finds it that easy to reach the “Big O”, some find that they just can’t get there with just hubby’s “magnificent 7” as he likes to call it; although maybe it was more like “die hard 4”, just more of the same, shorter, and lacking any real excitement.
Many however, may be shy to get out there and try a little additional stimulation; we are not talking about the hunky new neighbor that has moved in, we are talking about vibrators.
The humble vibrator has come a long way from that hard plastic rocket shaped beast that kids would chase each other around the playground with in the 70’s and their mothers would have to collect after school red faced. Today many of the mothers would be proud to collect their latest top of the range Ferrari of the vibe world. Over half of woman that are old enough to drive have used one for sexual stimulation, a vibrator that is, not the car.
Vibrators have many advantages; they don’t shout at you if dinner is not ready, they won’t get there ahead of you and promise to get you next time. Nor are they going to fall asleep afterwards, roll over and fart. Much like a teddy bear; but a teddy won’t have you screaming the house down with one of the best orgasms you will have had for years.
Vibrators do not have to be just for solo pleasure either. Introducing one into the middle of a health relationship is a lot easier than trying to convince your partner to let in another person, as well as being safer and often far more fun. There are just so many things that either of you could do to the other with a few fun vibrating toys.
The problem today is not knowing how to use one, it’s knowing which one to choose. There are so many different shapes, sizes, colors, powers, and other things to choose from you could literally spend weeks just reviewing the choices. It is a pity that you cannot just bring them all home for a few weeks trial to choose the best. The next best thing however, is to simply review our recommendations:
Let’s start with something small and simple shall we. This mini bullet vibrator is less than 4 inches long and made of nice soft, smooth, Silicone material. So not cold metal or hard solid plastic like some other small vibes. While it is small it still packs a punch when it comes to the vibration that it provides. With 10 different settings for speed so you are sure to be able to find one that is going to be just right for you.
It says that you can enjoy while you travel; this may be acceptable if you have a private personal cabin in first class, but using it while traveling to Ibiza in cattle class may get you a few stares and a round of applause. You should also avoid posting pictures online if you happen to be a pilot that enjoys wearing women’s underwear while using toys like this while on the job.
Still on the smaller end of the offerings here. While a little larger than the last one above, this little purple pussy eater comes in at just under 5 inches making is still discrete enough to carry around with you; but please keep it in your bag in public places. As an added bonus you are also rewarded with a free bullet vibe for additional pleasure.
The material is soft and has a wave design on it which makes for a more pleasurable feel when inserted. The model is low noise and waterproof allowing you to use it in the bath or shower. Although you will find that the sound will echo around the house if you hold it against an old bath tub.
I don’t know if it is just me, but this particular model reminds me of Robbie the Robot from Lost in Space. So if you have Doctor Smith fantasies and want to get lost in your own little space then this could be the one for you.
At 10 inches in length with an additional rabbit this can provide you with a huge amount of stimulation everywhere that you may need. The beast will both vibrate and thrust with 18 metal balls all rotating within it to provide you with a wide range of different feelings. It is suggested that you use this one with a little lubricant to get it started.
The dual motors on this surprisingly affordable beast ensure that you can get both vaginal and clitoral stimulation simultaneously through its wonderful smooth design. Shaped a little like a male member of parliament this lovely fella comes with 10 speed settings allowing you to ramp up your pleasure settings to where you need them.
The vibrator is made of medical quality silicone ensuring that it is non toxic and safe to use. Of course ensure that you keep it very clean and wash it after every use to prevent any problems from using this wonderful toy that should give you many hours of constant screaming pleasure.
This wand massager is great for giving your clitoris the once over, followed by second over etc. Not oversized at less than 8” in length this powerful massager (why do they still insist on calling them massagers?) will bring you off in next to no time. Small enough to be taken with you anywhere but as with any other vibrator they are best not used publicly. I would also avoid taking them to countries such as Indonesia or Saudi Arabia in your luggage.
With no batteries to worry about you can quickly and easily recharge using a USB charger direct from your laptop. It takes around an hour to charge and you will find that it will last up to an hour and a half depending on the settings that you use for your massage. It lasts just as long for masturbation.
Another rechargeable model with a two hour life after a single charge which should be long enough for even the most energetic of sessions. Charging is through USB, although it will not run while you have it plugged into your computer. So make sure that you keep it charged and ready for when you need it. Using it at your computer at work is fine as long as you do have a private office and lockable doors.
This model excels in that it has not just 5 speeds but 5 different styles of vibration giving 25 different variations in total with which to stimulate your nether regions. One way or another you will find the perfect combination to bring yourself off perfectly.
Does the G-Spot really exist? There are all sorts of debates out there with medical professionals and masturbators alike around the existence or otherwise for your G-spot. The best way to find out of course is to go on your own personal journey of discovery using this cute finger style vibrator that has been specially designed to find and stimulate that elusive region.
Made of medical grade silicone it is soft and easy to clean as well as being totally safe; you will not get pregnant using this toy alone. With 10 different variations and easy to use buttons it is powerful and easy to use to bring you to the heights that you are looking for.
Despite it looking like an alien creature this weird shape does have some real advantages with helping you to achieve the heights of nirvana that you are seeking. It is easy to grip which means you will be able to hold it and keep it where you really want it to be without it slipping away from you or sliding in where you didn’t really want it to go.
It is 7.1” in length but they do say that you should allow some slight deviations and variations; I am sure that it can’t be as much variation between reality and truth in measurement than you would get from a guy.
A fully rechargeable beast with a huge amount of versatility. It comes with its own charging cable and you will soon have it fully charged ready to give you a huge amount of fun. The strange looking design allows for some inventive fun to be had for both him and for her. This is a really great toy that can be used by either sex as well as of course together to enhance that night or day of passion.
Fully extended this vibrator measures just short of 9” in length and can adopt a huge number of different of shapes with its flexible ticklers. It is easy to clean which is a real must after you make use of the 9 different power settings that it offers.
If you want your vibrator to look just like a real dick, just man sized, then this is the one for you; as long as you don’t mind it being blue. At 6” in length it is not too big for a bit of double penetration fun with your partner if that is the game that you want to play. It’s very flexible but firm and soft to the touch so you will get exactly what you want from this thick veined shaft.
It has a fully variable speed control allowing you to dial up the pleasure settings from married to illicit affair with just a twist of your fingers. It is also fully waterproof so that you can enjoy your fun in the water also; the public baths are however likely not a good place to experiment with the power that this vibe has to offer you.
If you are looking for something a little different then this may be what you are looking for. You can slip the egg inside your pussy and leave it there; switching it on and off with the wireless remote whenever you fancy having it buzzing away down there. Alternatively, your partner can have full control over the remote as you get on with your chores.
Totally discrete you can tuck the little cord for pulling it out up inside your panty to keep it out of the way and carry on as if nothing at all is there. It may however be a little too noisy for use in a location that is quiet as it still makes a bit more noise than a phone on vibrate, so there could be a few heads turning to see where the ringing is; but then maybe that is half the fun.
Do you want full control over what your partner is feeling wherever they go? Not only does the remote have a 30 foot range within your home you can also link it to your cell phones using their app to take remote control to a whole new level. With an almost silent performance you really could wear this little devil to work.
However, having your partner trigger it in the middle of your big board presentation is not always what you are looking for.
This beast has an almost unlimited variation of programmable vibration patterns and strengths, you can even get it to vibrate along to your favorite tunes. So if you want to “cum fly with me” or just want to “cum together, right now” this is the one for you.
With 7 different modes this cool looking and hot feeling rabbit style vibrator may be just what you are looking for. Not only does it vibrate it also has flowing steel beads under the skin to allow for yet another level of stimulation for your clitoris and pussy no matter how you use it. One of the best looking and best feeling of our vibrators with tons of power if you need it.
This is fully rechargeable and will last throughout even the wildest of sessions on a single charge. This is the sort of toy you will be happy to leave on display in the bedroom to impress your guests when they come to visit you.
A very stylish wand type massager that has the strength and power to provide you with a pleasant all over body massage if you are feeling bored with pure clitoral stimulation all day long. This beast can hold a charge for up to 3 hours so you can perform that massage for your loved one and still have power left for them to bring you off as payment for a job well done.
This has a range of different vibration patterns as well as 10 different speed settings providing you with an almost limitless number of options to choose from to find the right stimulation for you. Sleek, smooth and easy to clean this is the perfect vibrator to take on your travels.
A very powerful bullet, egg combination that is rechargeable by USB. One of our favorites as you can slip one egg inside yourself and then use the other to stimulate your clit just the way that you like. Of course where you slide those eggs really is up to you if you want to do some exploring, but always ask your partner before you just simply pop it in.
The charge is long lasting and these little lovelies have 7 speed levels which go surprisingly high for such a small toy. Keep them clean and they will provide you with many years of faithful and reliable use.
Well we have looked at vibrators that can find your g-spot, vibes that can stimulate your g-spot and your clit at the same time, and now we have this the triple stimulator. This is specially designed so that it will tickle your ass at the same time as it give a blast to all of your other spots putting you into vibrator lover’s heaven. Of course that does not leave much room for your partner to join you unless they are one holding it for you allowing you to grab the headboard or claw their back.
The vibrator is made from silicone and is completely waterproof and easy to clean. It is fully rechargeable with a long lasting battery allowing you to get the performance that you need from it.
For the more advanced and adventurous user of vibrators this can provide you with all of the pillow biting, neighbor annoying pleasure that you may need. With a little something for everything you can be sure that all of your pleasure centers are going to be lit up by this powerhouse of a triple vibrator.
Its design and shape is perfect for the penetration and stimulation that you need. The problem is that this is often all that a woman does need, and want. So not a great one if you are looking to play as a couple as your partner just may feel a little left out.
What’s up doc? The cute shape of this weird looking rabbit vibrator actually hides a really effective simulator that can help you reach the climax that you are looking for. Suitable for penetration and external stimulation this is a versatile and surprising powerful tool with seven different power levels for you to experiment with.
Fully rechargeable via USB the battery has the stamina required to bring you off as much as you need it. Add to that the highly flexible ears and a reasonably quiet motor and you have something that is going to provide you with many hours of endless pleasure.
Despite the fact that it looks initially like an accessorized cattle prod for girls this is capable of providing some really intense pleasure. Rather than electricity arching between the two stubby rabbit ears you can stimulate your clit or g-spot and get the power flowing there. Its small easy to grasp shape allows you a huge amount of control over where you place the ears.
Its fully waterproof body makes this an ideal toy for bath time as does it ability to retain its charge to provide you with long lasting fun between charging. You have 10 levels of vibration and modes to choose from so that you get the precise pleasure you need.
Want to be able to bounce and grind your body onto your newfound rubber friend? This hands free toy is what you are looking for. Its almost 8” length is held in place by a suction cup allowing you to position it safely onto a chair, toiler seat or even the headboard of your bed. Just remember to remove it before you have visitors around the house.
This is a battery powered vibrator with an easy to use and vary speed controller to provide you with just the right amount of vibration that you need as you push yourself down onto the dick shaped body.