Today is a day where I want to invite our bondage beginners into the fold for this specific article. We are going to be talking about sex handcuffs today. These are a great way to transition into more bondage-y bondage or keep it right here and enjoy the hell out of yourselves. Today will be a great day to discuss entry level entering (while cuffed).
Okay I am going to be kinda rude for a second. We will not be seeing any of those jankass fuzzy police handcuffs today. You know, the ones that every person pretending to be freaky has displaying in their bedroom? The kind that appear in Instagram photos? No, just no. We are going to go a step above that low quality easily breakable trash. Check out customer reviews about them sometime, it is a ton of buyer’s remorse.
Okay now that we have weeded out the wannabees and hucksters, we pure deviants can continue on.
HEY JACKASS you cry. YOU FUCKIN SAID WE WEREN’T DOING FUZZY CUFFS. Well the TreatMe Fur Wrist Handcuffs are a step above those things. While still for our budding beginners out there, these comfortable cuffs are just what you will need to heat things up a little bit until you are both ready to move on.
Here we have another set of cuffs for those just starting along their restraint journey. The Sportsheets Sex and Mischief Beginners Handcuffs feel satiny smooth and are adjustable. These cuffs have velcro straps that are much stronger than you would think. The cuffs are easy to detach with the snap link connectors should things get too hot and it is time for the cuffs to come off.
Hoooooolyyyyyyy Shit. The lace on this one gets me all hot and bothered just looking at it. The MSsmart Lace Bondage Restraints Kit is bound to drive your partner wild. This is a delicate kit, so it will not be for those looking for a hardcore restraint experience.
The MSsmart Lace Bondage Restraints Kit also comes with a super comfortable lace blindfold for those who love a surprise. Your lover will have their carnal way with you after you get lacily cuffed in and blindfolded.
With the ZDU Hand and Legs Bondage Restraints Kit we get to give them the old two in one. Imagine having your mate completely helpless while you are free to do as you please. Imagine being strapped in and having mindblowing oral, fucking, or smacking your ass and there is nothing you can do about it.
The ZDU Hand and Legs Bondage Restraints Kit sports adjustable straps so people of all shapes and sizes can be restrained comfortably. Deter any escapes you may consider when you feel like you can’t take anymore (you can winky face) with the strong velcro.
We are gonna cuff the thighs for just a moment on this one. The Meili Fantasy Passion Comfortable adjustable Thigh Sling will have your mate spreadin em. Police Officers will wish they could make people spread their thighs apart as well as the Meili Adjustable Thigh Sling does.
Beginners will love how easy it is to get your partner in this sexy position. The adjustable velcro straps allow you to set this as tight as you would like, testing the flexibility of your parter. You are also able to tighten the neck area which is also a good test to see if your partner is really doing all that yoga.
Missionaries will wish they had brought along the Meili Adjustable Thigh Sling with them. It puts your sexual mate in the most explosive position and makes their sex anything but vanilla.
Just check it out, how sexy a position is that? I checked the sexual encyclopedia just to make sure and it assures me that this is a highly sexy position. And this is a book that I don’t believe would lie to me.
The Meili Pillow Bondage Wrist and Ankle Cuffs set will bring your lover to their knees, and elbows, and chest. Adjust the leg straps on the fly which means you don’t have to stop to reposition. This allows of course for sensual positioning (the only kind in my book, yes the Sexual Encyclopedia) while you two keep going at it.
If you find yourself entrapped in the Meili Pillow Bondage Wrist and Ankle Cuffs set you will be able to take advantage of the ultra-comfortable neck pillow. This will make sure nothing hurts at all (unless you want it to). And for those times where you are just ready to scream with wild abandon, you can muffle it right into the pillow. Perfect for if you are in an apartment and don’t want the neighbors wildly masturbating to your sex moans. If you did want them to hear, maybe it is time to entice the neighbor over so that all three of you can do the Devil’s Dance while you are strapped.
7.) Utimi Fetish Under Bed Restraint Kit with Hand Cuffs Ankle Cuff Bondage Collection For Male Female Couple
Okay, here we go, the classic under the bed kit. This is what is used anytime you see any of those helpless girls that look like they are set to be drawn and quartered in their bed. Luckily for you the only horse in the room will be your partner snorting with pleasure. Or maybe neighing. can anybody neigh with pleasure? You kids that love being animals while bangin figure that out.
The Utimi Fetish Under Bed Restraint Kit comes with everything you need to tie your lover helplessly to the bed. Become King Kong come to take your female sacrifice and lose yourself in ape oblivion. You won’t be able to help but fuck them in the most animal way possible so she won’t be able to do as much as grab you.
Or maybe it is time to turn the tables on your boyfriend. Capture them with the Utimi Fetish Under Bed Restraint Kit and make them beg for it.
Alright gang here we go. Here we can level up to a spreader bar. The Ziooer Fetish SM Couple Spread Bar Cuffs Set will be just what you need to take things higher than they were. You won’t stand a chance trying to draw your hands together, or ankles depending on placement. The utter feeling of helplessness that the spreader bar can give you is insanely delicious.
Many times a spreader bar kit is used to go deeper into the BDSM lifestyle. Flog your slave while they are helpless to defend. Have at their sensitive crotch while they cant bring their legs together to stop it. Kids this is of course all consensual. The Ziooer Fetish SM Couple Spread Bar doesn’t just add a spark, it adds a fucking wildfire.
You will want to try this bad boy out before you do anything kinky. To ensure no uncomfortable strecthing, test and adjust the bar before starting play. After doing whatever adjustments you need to though, get ready for those lights to explode in your mind.
There we have it my courageous sex-havers. Most of all, I hope you wonderful beginners find everything you need now. So all that is left now is for you two to peruse, then pick, finally purchase, and in conclusion GET FUCKED! ERR I MEAN GET CUFFED! Obviously the other one usually happens too.