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5 Enema Kits To Keep You Hygienic & Safe

December 13, 2016 by Amber Heart 1 Comment

Why good evening my delightful decadent deviants. Today we are going to discuss a cleaner (oh my) topic. Okay you can now shut your gaping mouths and unclutch those pearls, we are still discussing something that happens in porn so don’t worry.

Cleanliness is next to godliness they always say, and while usually we tend more towards the devilishness, there are times where we will want to look to our haloed brethren. It is always good to be clean prior to some intense sexual escapades.

Obviously this does not include messing around with food in the bedroom. In the least subtle way possible, we’re going to discuss how to avoid shitting on your partner. For the purposes of this article we are talking about good old clean American bangin.

…. in the butt. Yes kids, today we are going to discuss enemas. Enemas, or anal douches (Bono) depending on the circles you run in are a rather important part of nice happy clean anal play. This is especially true for the squeamish who would rather not have one molecule of their member touch upon thine shit.

This is not going to be a glamorous moment in your life that you look back on with fond memories. Putting up with this now however means you and your partner can enjoy a wild night of passion. It will be worth it!

Just some more procedural crap (I crack myself up sometimes). You don’t want to douche too often. There are some bacteria that old Ralph Rectum produces that are kind of important, so you don’t want to be washing that out all the time. Also you will want to use plenty of lube after, since you are washing away butt lubricants as well. Getting anything in there without lube is going to be like trying to put a rubber glove on a wet hand.

Okay one last last bit I swear. We use the word douche but GOOD GOD DO NOT THINK YOU CAN USE SOME MASSENGIL ASS SHIT IN YOUR BUTT. Rule of thumb, no vinegar in the ass. Your butt is a princess, so warm water is the only fluid allowed up there for now. What fluids you allow up there later on is entirely your choice…

So the quick and dirty rules are:

  1. Put water in your ass
  2. Expel the water
  3. Repeat until the water is clear

They’ll recommend you take an old dumper about an hour prior. You will want to lube the applicator as you need to get it up a bit in there to do the job properly. BY NO MEANS TRY USING ONE OF THOSE EAR/SUCK UP BABY SNOT BULBS. What’s that small-ass thing gonna do, tell your asshole hello and spit on it a little bit?

Now that the fun is out of the way, lets take a look at a few enema kits that we can use to clean our filthy dark colon.

1.) Douche / Enema for Women and Men – Large (7.6oz) x 2 Nozzles – Soft Safe Medical Bulb – by Cor-Vital

Black Bulb Enema Kit

Okay gang we are going to start simple. And what could be simpler than the old enema bulb. It is nice for our budget conscious folks. It is basically a heartier version of the ear bulb I was railing on about a bit earlier. This one though has the balls necessary to get up in there and get water where it needs to be. After you are done you will want to wash one of the two nozzles that it comes with (whichever was in your ass of course) with antibacterial soap.

For those that don’t wanna fuck around, and get the water in that ass, the Douche / Enema for Women and Men by Cor-Vital is the way to go.

2.) Douche and Enema System by Healthy Vibes (10 oz, Black) – Deluxe Home Enema for Anal or Vaginal Douching Aids in Hygiene 

healthy-vibes-black

Here we have the old two in one. This bad boy can be used to squirt into either the butt of an individual or a vagina (something in a vagina? Well I’ll be damned). The Douche and Enema System by Healthy Vibes is a bit more curved than the previous entry, to ensure easy insertion into any hole. It also sports a flat base to keep from tipping over.

There is one bit in the product description of The Douche and Enema System by Healthy Vibes though: “ They’re compatible with all types of liquids, so you can use the enema with lemon juice, tea, or whatever fluid you prefer. ” No kids, we are not brewing Earl Grey in our assholes. We have not leveled up to such an act. WE ARE STICKING WITH WATER.

These last few are all from butt cleaning experts Cleanstream. It seems when you need some top rated things to shove up your ass and sandblast away the nastiness, Cleanstream are the folks you want to talk to. We go into a few… more different enema kits from here on out.

3.) Easy Flow Enema Cleansing Kit with Silicone Attachment

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Our first step down the Cleanstream path is the Easy Flow Enema Cleansing Kit with Silicone Attachment. This is one of them there doohickeys that attaches right to your shower nozzle. Basically you attach it to the nozzle, and use the flow control so that it doesn’t fire hose so hard water comes out of your mouth.

The Easy Flow Enema Cleansing Kit also comes with a delectably sensual silicone attachment. Hell yeah we get to talk about hot stuff for a second. Enemas are very arousing for some folks. This gives us the added bonus of getting to be fucked by the enema. In my parts we call this the old “Ream and Clean”.

It is still recommended that the ass water gets expelled into the toilet as opposed to spraying your shower with it, but hey we aren’t cleaning it up.

4.) Cleanstream Toilet Enema Attachment Set

toilet-enema

Well looky here. Hrrm.. gee we have to spew out the shit water into the toilet. So why not turn the toilet into an enema? The Cleanstream Toilet Enema Attachment Set gives us the halfway bidet that we have always dreamed of. Well of course it contains a lot more penetration.

The Cleanstream Toilet Enema Attachment Set is a lot like the shower attachment, but doesn’t make us have to go into the shower to use it. You attach it to the valve at the base of the toilet, and can control the flow going into your ass. We call this the “we have no quippy saying for an asshose on the toilet” in my parts.

5.) Cleanstream Premium Silicone Enema Set

cleanstream

Okay here we go, the doctor’s delight. If you want some quality ass enemas, here is where we wanna go. The Cleanstream Premium Silicone Enema Set could easily masquerade in any hospital. This is the wonderful gravity bag and hose model. This one even comes with a travel bag so we can make house calls!

When I accidentally (yeah accidentally) end up watching enema porn it involves a bag system. So it may just be that The Cleanstream Premium Silicone Enema Set could spice up your explosive sex life. It could also possibly get you your start as a budding adult film actress.

This model is top of the line with a bag that can hold a gallon of fluid. It also contains four tips and a flexible hose to be able to receive the most comfortable enema possible.

 

So there we have it gang, I apologize that this probably left you less erect/wet than usual. But hey this was a worthwhile subject to cover. So why not get on over and peruse these premiere ass cleaning products for your ribald rumps today.

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4 Sensual Sex Candles That Will Help In The Bedroom

December 13, 2016 by Amber Heart Leave a Comment

Candles are a perfect way to set the mood for that romantic evening, from a hallway full of lit candles leading them up to that rose scented bathroom, to dropping hot wax on their nipples, the options really are limited only by your imagination, no matter how traditional or warped that may be.

Of course selecting the right candle for your evening is very important, not every candle is going to be suitable for every kind of idea that may be crossing your mind. Wax play really does need some care for instance. So if you are looking for that extra heat in your relationship then you want to really select the candles that are actually designed for it rather than those that are likely to send you running into the bathroom to launch yourself under the cold tap.

No matter how you look at it though, candles are the ultimate mood setter. Nothing says romance, and sex, better than a handful of flickering candles set strategically around the room. Add to that the pleasant scents and the opportunity for a sensual massage and you have the start of an evening that could be memorable for a long time to come. The following candles should enhance your romantic evening and make it a really special night.

Scented Candles – 50 Shades – Set of 3: Leather, Jasmine Bubbles, and Vanilla Sex – 3 x 4-Ounce Soy Candles

50 Shades Candles

Add the phrase 50 shades to anything nowadays and straight away you will have people’s attention. While these candles may not be suitable for dripping on to your nether regions they will provide you with the perfect mood for that romantic evening, or simply provide you with a little light to select your favorite toys by.

These candles will burn for around 25 to 30 hours so will not just be a one use purchase as many candles are. Not only will they enhance the mood visually for your evening or romance, or maybe lust, they will also also add to the mood through the aroma of the burning wax. With premium fragrance oils they guarantee to provide you with a constant source of pleasant scent for your room. Scents are leather, maybe to match with your choice of uniform for the evening, jasmine bubbles, and vanilla sex; maybe the outcome of the evening if you play your cards right and maintain the mood.

These candles are perfect if the way to your loved ones heart and other bodily parts are reached through their olfactory senses.

Massage Candle by Kama Sutra ‘Island Passion Fruit’ 6oz for Seductive Massage (Set of 3)

Massage Candle

Next up we have the Kama Sutra Massage Candle. Add the mood setting benefits of candle light, pleasant scents and the opportunity to turn hot wax play into a sensual massage and you really could be onto a winner here.

Simply burn the candle to turn the wax into a hot oil that can then be carefully poured onto your partners body, a few gentle splashes at a time to get their full attention. Not too much at a time, just a little splash here and there to tantalize their senses. Once you have their attention you can start your sensual massage to really get them in the mood. The massage oil is not excessively oily on the skin and will be quickly absorbed leaving your skin feeling soft and looking glossy.

With a great smell and a soft sensuous massage, this could be the ultimate weapon in your seduction arsenal. Get them to lay back, relax, and let their mind do all of the work as you rub in these rich and sensual oils taking them to a heaven of your making.

Homemory Realistic and Bright Flickering Bulb Battery Operated Flameless LED 

 Electric Mood Candles

Of course, if you have had the unfortunate experience of your home and favorite underwear being ignited as you roll around in the height of passion, you may wish to consider the use of less dangerous candles. For the more flammable home you can always try using a set of electronic candles.

OK, you may not be able to drip molten wax on each other but these are a much safer way of setting that romantic mood. They flicker in much the same way as a real candle would but without the heat and the potential source of ignition. You also have the added bonus in that they last a lot longer, up to 100 hours. Once the “flame” has died away all you need to do is swap the battery and you are good to go again.

So if you are all about the mood and don’t fancy setting the drapes alight then these could be the way to go for you. A couple of sets and you could light the way to anywhere you want to lead them to within your home.

3 Pcs Sex Adult Toys Wax Scented Candle Low Temperature

Low Temp Candles

Want to try some hot wax play to spice up your love life? Well just be careful what candles you select for those naughty little games. The last thing you want is a nasty little burn or blister on your little man!

Not every candle is suitable for those games as some melt just that little bit too hot and have the potential to do you some serious harm, or at least bring your playtime to a painful and premature end. What you want is a set of these low temperature candles to provide you with that hot feeling without the potential injury. Made of hairdressing wax, these candles will melt around the 50 degree range so you will feel the intense heat of the wax as it drips onto your skin but it will not be hot enough to actually cause a burn.

Of course do be careful to ensure that you still avoid the flame, that is still going to cause havoc with your body hair and any other combustibles such as lacy negligees.

That sums up our short list on sensual sex candles. I wish there were more to offer, but there aren’t very many out there. If you have used some in the past and have had a ton of fun, make sure you tell me all about it down below!

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